Ben Affleck Out as ‘The Batman’ Director

Big news from The Batman movie. Ben Affleck has decided to drop out as director, though he’ll still play Batman. According to Affleck’s statement: “There are certain characters who hold a special place in the hearts of millions…Performing this role demands focus, passion and the very best performance I can give. It has become clear that I cannot do both jobs to the level they require. Together with the studio, I have decided to find a partner in a director who will collaborate [Read Entire Story]

Elizabeth Hurley’s Bikini Photos Never Fail to Impress

Someone needs to investigate Elizabeth Hurley. There’s no way she could be 51 years old and look so good. Must be some devil’s potion she’s mixing every night. Hurley Instagrammed some jaw-dropping bikini photos recently. The theory of gravity ends right around the outside of her breasts. Crazy. Damian, her son, shot one of the bikini photos. Hurley captioned it: My new favourite bikini- the Aquarius in Toffee @elizabethhurleybeach- shot by my son @damianhurley1 My new [Read Entire Story]

Kendall Jenner and A$AP Rocky Are Probably Doing It

I bet they are. Kendall Jenner and A$AP Rocky are in Paris right now for Fashion Week. How often do they have these Fashion Weeks? It’s like every month I read something about it. The two friends were spotted “all over each other” in a club. They bonin’. Maybe FWB? Rope Bella Hadid into this and make it really newsworthy. Jenner recently revealed her celebrity crushes and A$AP wasn’t on the list. She wrote on her site…wait hold on..her PUBLICIST wrote on her [Read Entire Story]

Dwight Howard Makes Dick Jokes During Postgame Interview

Dwight Howard, man child. Everyone says Howard’s a fun-loving guy. This postgame interview proves it. Dwight Howard has no chillDennis almost lost it. pic.twitter.com/N8REFzkHYH — NBA Inside Stuff (@NBAInside_Stuff) January 26, 2017 When the sideline reporter asks about winning the game, Howard tells her “Our ‘D’ was good tonight. We gotta make sure our ‘D’ stay good.” She follows up by asking how important it is to avoid back-to-back losses [Read Entire Story]

Web Finds, 1.24.17

Suki Waterhouse braless and see through (Site NSFW) [TDM] Kendall Jenner pasties (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Trump lusted after Kristen Stewart [Celebitchy] Bras are optional here [Radass] Claudia Tihan has got a nice booty [CavemanCircus] Keke Palmer accuses Trey Songz of sexual intimidation [Celebuzz] SOURCE: The Blemish - Read entire story here. [Read Entire Story]

Chris Brown’s Racist Response to Aziz Ansari’s ‘SNL’ Monologue

Stay classy Chris. Aziz Ansari hosted SNL last Saturday. The reviews were overwhelmingly positive. Ansari, of course, talked about Donald Trump and the elections. He didn’t go off on hating on the Republicans. Instead, he framed the problems in, *gasp*, a mature way. If you haven’t seen the monologue, here it is. I’ll give Dave Chappelle’s monologue a slightly better mark. More low-key, the jokes wormed their way into your head. In one joke, Ansari said “Donald [Read Entire Story]

Kristen Stewart Hosts ‘SNL’ in February

I cannot wait. I want to see Kristen Stewart hosting Saturday Night Live. I want to see 60 minutes of head rolling. And cross eyes. Please let Kristen Stewart be cross-eyed. This is likely part of her Come Swim promotional tour. Come Swim is her directorial debut that’s currently playing at the Sundance Film Festival. She told The Hollywood Reporter: “My movie is about some guy who goes through heartbreak and is super sad about it, and that was my friend thing I was thinking about [Read Entire Story]

Madonna Under Secret Service Investigation for Talking About ‘Blowing Up the White House’

Madonna just made the Secret Service’s shit list. At Saturday’s Women’s March in Washington D.C., Madonna told the crowd: “I’m angry. Yes, I am outraged. Yes, I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House. But I know that this won’t change anything. We cannot fall into despair. As the poet W. H. Auden once wrote on the eve of World War II, ‘We must love one another or die.’ I choose love. Are you with me?” Now that Trump’s president, these celebs have to watch [Read Entire Story]

Kelly Gale Loves Showering Outside

Victoria’s Secret model Kelly Gale showers. SHOCKING! And she wisely uses Instagram to show off her amazing body. Thank you universe for social media. Kelly Gale, 21, is part Swede, part Aussie and 100% gorgeous. She’s also been accused of being too skinny. Daily Mail UK asked if she took her diet too far for the recent Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show, pointing out her protruding ribs. Back to work A photo posted by Kelly Gale (@kellybellyboom) on Jan 2, 2017 at 1:44am [Read Entire Story]

Sveta Bilyalova Shows How to Check If Boobs are Fake or Not

I have no idea who Sveta Bilyalova is, or how she got 4.6m followers. She’s pretty hot though, and she’s got a funny, and informative, video on how to see if boobs are fake or not. Really helpful for anyone who cares. Just a note: if you care whether or not the boobs you are touching are fake, then you are waaaay too picky. All you need are two phones and a set of breasts. For you mouth breathers out there, the second requirement may need some effort in finding. Grab your phones, one [Read Entire Story]

Russian Propaganda TV Cuts Into C-SPAN Feed, The Takeover Begins

Oh, glorious Russia! This is incredibly funny, Russia’s troll game is too good. This afternoon, Rep. Maxine Waters was giving a speech on the house floor regarding SEC regulations. That sounds as exciting as your 8am lectures. Suddenly, a feed of Russia’s online propganda channel, RT, cut into C-SPAN’s online feed. Really sunny, cartoony music played while pics of random Russian tweets showed up. Evidently, a commercial break. Then, an English-speaking Russian anchor comes on [Read Entire Story]

Web Finds, 1.8.17

Bella Hadid upskirt (Site NSFW) [TDM] Fergie’s beach body is…ok? (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Kendall Jenner got ass ink [IDLYITW] Gwyneth Paltrow and colonics [Celebitchy] Taylor Swift’s ex-bf got arrested [Starcasm] Tight dresses make every girl hot [Linkiest] Some standout hot girls [CavemanCircus] SOURCE: The Blemish - Read entire story here. [Read Entire Story]

Hillary Clinton Receives Standing Ovation at ‘The Color Purple’ on Broadway

Is Hillary Clinton still wandering around in the woods? It seems like after the election every sighting of Clinton was her walking in the woods. If some internet troll beat you to the presidency, you’d have the same reaction I suppose. She’s been making more public appearances, getting over the sting of losing to Russia’s puppet. On Sunday, Hillary and husband Bill Clinton made it out to the last showing of The Color Purple on Broadway. The audience responded as if she won, [Read Entire Story]

Sarah Paulson and Amanda Peet’s History of Red Carpet Kissing and Ass Grabs

The Golden Globes were great this year for same sex lip-locking. First you had Ryan Reynolds and Andrew Garfield making out. Now, you have Sarah Paulson and Amanda Peet mauling each other on the red carpet. Ok, so it was a peck but c’mon, pecks are the gateways to full-on, steamy public makeouts and various private parts rubbing. At least that’s what PornTube has taught me. And yes, I go to PornTube for the education. Actually, Paulson and Peet are really chummy on the red carpet. [Read Entire Story]

Debbie Reynolds, Carrie Fisher’s Mother, Dead at 84

What the hell 2016?? The apocalypse is near, time to retreat to the basement and come back in four years. Just days after Carrie Fisher, Princess Leia of Star Wars fame passed away, her mother, Debbie Reynolds, suffered a stroke Wednesday afternoon. Now comes word that she’s passed on. Sucks. Reynolds seems like she couldn’t handle the stress of Fisher’s death. According to Reynolds’ son, Todd, the stress led to Reynolds’ stroke. She said she missed Fisher and [Read Entire Story]

Princess Leia Dead at 60

Well this sucks. You can rewrite any Princess Leia cameos in upcoming Star Wars movies. Carrie Fisher died today at 60. Fisher had a massive heart attack on a plane back from London to LA last week. There was hope she could make it, after being stabilized and moved to ICU. But, alas, it wasn’t enough. A family spokesman issued a statement on behalf of Fisher’s daughter, Billie Lourd: It is with a very deep sadness that Billie Lourd confirms that her beloved mother Carrie Fisher [Read Entire Story]

George Michael Dies at 53

England is killing celebs this Christmas season. First, Carrie Fischer has a massive heart attack on a flight back from London to Los Angeles. Now, it’s taken George Michael. The ex-Wham! singer, singer of “I Want Your Sex” and public bathroom masturbator died today at 53. His publicist confirmed the news. “”It is with great sadness that we can confirm our beloved son, brother and friend George passed away peacefully at home over the Christmas period.” There [Read Entire Story]

Celebrities React to George Michael’s Death

As we’ve learned, George Michael passed away earlier today. Go jerk off in a public bathroom in his honor. Read Hollywood’s reaction to his death. George Michael was a kind and gentle soul. #Wham — Ryan Reynolds (@VancityReynolds) December 26, 2016 RIP George Michael. I can't believe it. Such an incredible singer and a lovely human being, far too young to leave us #georgemichael — Bryan Adams (@bryanadams) December 25, 2016 I can't believe George Michael [Read Entire Story]

Web Finds, 12.24.16

Bella Thorne’s naked left tit. Awesome (Site NSFW) [TDM] Vida Guerra naked again [Linkiest] Ariel Winter didn’t Ariel Winter good [IDLYITW] Kate Beckinsale’s nipples (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Real girls [CavemanCircus] Santa’s naughty list [Radass] Margot Robbie’s interesting wedding menu [Celebitchy] SOURCE: The Blemish - Read entire story here. [Read Entire Story]

Web Finds, 12.20.16

Bella Thorne’s naked left tit. Awesome (Site NSFW) [TDM] Model Romee Strijd deep cameltoe (Site NSFW) [TheNipSlip] Beautiful black women [CavemanCircus] Princess Di, if she was still alive [Linkiest] Life as Kylie Jenner’s assistant [Celebuzz] Victoria Justice’s braless photoshoot [GCeleb] Katie Holmes & Jaimie Foxx in Mexico [Celebitchy] SOURCE: The Blemish - Read entire story here. [Read Entire Story]

Ariel Winter’s Christmas Cleavage

Ariel Winter visited The Santa House at the Grove in LA which, I presume, is one of those mall Santa places. Usually, Santa brings treats to the kids. But this year, Winter flipped the script and brought her own treats to Santa. That dress is amazing and perfect for LA mall shopping. Winter brought enough joy to this Santa’s life, just enough to make him forget that he has to dress up for this crappy gig. SOURCE: The Blemish - Read entire story here. [Read Entire Story]

Elsa Hosk Totally Nude in Lui Magazine

Did you come here for some witty commentary? Byeeee. Wrong place buddy. If you don’t like titties, then close your eyes, cuz it’s about to get real. Elsa Hosk showed up in Lui, a French whack mag. They get famous people to take pictures so it’s not as perverted. It’s art! Hosk has been in the Bahamas this week on a secret photoshoot with Alessandro Ambrosio, Bella Hadid, Emily Ratajkowski and Hailey Baldwin. That’s quite the crew. That’s 30 feet of women. If [Read Entire Story]

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